Can we use the stats collected by Google?

What can I say, information on user habits are the money makers for today’s Internet society. Apparently Google believes that too, this was hinted by a recent disclosure of keywords statistics released by Google and posted by Reuter, the keywords are group by countries. I took a look at the list and highlighted all the words associated to Canada and the United states. Now that we have the statistics, what can we do with it? Several Ideas crossed my mind, first one is movie making.

Apparently, Canadians and Americans are both interested in Car bombs, Tom Cruise and Marijuana. If I were to release a new Movie, I’d include this three things to ensure curiosity from both sides of the border!

Especially if its starting Tom Cruise, its not like we’ve never seen a movie like this, simply call it M.I.X. for Mission Impossible 10. Starting Tom Cruise. The story would go like, officers stopped a car and found some Marijuana on it. As the officers arrested the driver, the Car exploded. Enter Tom.

Based on the statistics collected by Google, it explained a long time question, why are all the Girls gone wild movies filmed in America? Apparently Americans tend to search for words Love and hangover, what an amazing pair eh? This explains a lot!

Lastly, the Canadians seems to love searching for Taliban, Iraq, Brtiney Spears and Burrito. It doesn’t look like there is a link among them, but I can already see the next Taco bell ad.

Undercover agent, Britney Spears,  on orders to bring peace back to the world, infiltrates the Taliban in Iraq. As time flies, Spears rose to a more powerful position in the Taliban and approaches the leader, someone who dresses like Bin Ladin. Spears hands the Bin Ladin lookalike a Taco bell burrito and after one bite, the lookalike starts dancing. Camera switches to Taco Bell slogan here, think outside the buns, then switches back to the BinLadin lookalike, in a Maximum security Cell, eating yet another Taco Bell Burrito.

Any other suggestions? Leave a comment if you have any.

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Are Canadian men Sexually dysfunctional?

If you are a Canadian, or some how have obtain the ever repeating Canadian Television channels, keep an eye out for the following ads.

The International language of Viagra? Monkey Doodle?

On some channels, they repeat every single time there is a commercial break and each segment will be aired twice.

This rose my question, are Canadian males really that bad in bed. So bad that Viagra can still make a profit after such an expensive Ad Campaign? It seems so.

Take note in the two ads I provided, actually there are several more which involves women talking about Viagra and how it is a Monkey doodle. But to see two men talking about Viagra and laughing at it in a sheepish kinda method. Makes me recall the recent statues of the same-sex marriages. This paints a really bad picture for me, not only are Canadian men sexually dysfunctional in bed towards the opposite sex, but they are using Viagra pill in same sex relationship too!

Leave a comment to express your thoughts!

Tags: bed, Canadian, Canadian men, Canadian Television channels, dysfunctional, Monkey, Monkey Doodle, repeat, sex, Youtube