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Cat eat with a Fork!!
Posted by samson on Oct 22, 2007 in Life's little pleasures
Can you believe this?
A cat is eating with Fork and ChopStick!!
Pure speculations – Possible hidden agenda lowers dollar
After writing my post on Friday, link, I carried the fear of a possible World War III starting in the not so distant future with me all weekend long. This feeling stayed with me until I witnessed a sudden increase of traffic southbound.
Being landmass connected to the United States, Canadians are now some of the most blessed citizens on this planet. With the Canadian Looney being above par to the dollar, what used to be cheap to Canadians when the Looney is of lesser value has just become even cheaper. With this, it is reasonable for Canadians to flood to the States for their shopping needs.
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Is WWIII really coming?
Posted by samson on Oct 19, 2007 in Politics babble, Stock's World
After witnessing today’s stock dip in person, a train of thoughts came into my mind which explained some of the crazy things we witnessed within the last few weeks. As an amateur conspiracy theorist, I have always thought that the War on terrorism was not necessary and something must have drove the Governments into starting that war. The deaths of September Eleventh should not be revenged by declaring war on countries and causing more deaths, they should be remembered in the hearts of those who witness the scenes, at least that is what I believe. However, the question I had was, what really lead to the initial declaration of War? I honestly don’t believe that George W. Bush woke up one day and said ‘I think I am going to start a war today!’ or simply because of revenge, George W. Bush is much smarter then he pretends, and it doesn’t make sense to start a war on revenge alone. As we all know wars means burning Benjamins for the U.S. government, and this war is costing the government dearly. So my train of thoughts slowly linked the worlds’ events together in an attempt to find a list of hints that lead to the President’s decision. What I concluded was pretty shocking to me, because it explained an ere feeling I was having ever since President Bush used the words ‘World War III’ the other day, since we are witnessing similar leads. Several of the recent global political and financial events occurred too coincidentally, the chances of all of these events happening in such a short time, in such order should be more difficult then winning a lottery ticket.
Starting in August, where most of us are first introduced to the word ‘Sub Prime’, we have witnessed a global financial fallout. Ever since, investors have forseen an upcoming recession and attempted for a way out. They were later comforted by the Federal Reserves’ interest rate cut in September and therefore upheld the investing market. However, as each companies’ quarter reports are released, even the Bank of Canada had recently admitted that the Sub Prime problem is more serious then their initial predictions.
At this point, I am not sure how much more the Feds can do. Interest Cuts are only ideal for a short term revival, like electricity for a dying heart muscle, if you shock it too many times, you might end up with an ill effect. Since nothing can really amend the ever growing domino effect caused by the Sub Prime incident, I believe the Feds have taken steps for a backup plan, another war.
War traditionally help boost the economy for the winning countries. Weapon stocks, financial stocks, gold prices, oil prices and oil related stocks would all enter into rally mode. We can easily see this effect by comparing the gasoline prices from 1999 and compare it to today’s gas prices.
By going to war, it might give the market a well needed boost. But the men and women that are sent on this journey may have to sacrifice themselves for the well being of the economy, which is also part of their home and country. One of the events that hints at a possible war is obviously President Bush’s words, as recorded in my other post World war 3? You gotta be kiddin right?, some other hints includes the recent bombing in Karachi, which most likely targeted Benazir Bhutto. The South Korea’s visit North, also seen as initial steps of reunification, which is most likely fueled by the U.S. refusal to aid in the rescue of the then captive South Koreans. There are many more hints, where all results leading back to the progressively failing U.S. economy and somehow portrayed its enemies in a negative way. Is it really wise to head for War just so recession can be delayed or prevented? I don’t have an answer to it, but I pray I don’t have to find out one day that every penny I made from the stock market was drawn from the blood and soul of some poor person who’s job was to protect their home and country.
Can we use the stats collected by Google?
Posted by samson on Oct 18, 2007 in Life's little pleasures
What can I say, information on user habits are the money makers for today’s Internet society. Apparently Google believes that too, this was hinted by a recent disclosure of keywords statistics released by Google and posted by Reuter, the keywords are group by countries. I took a look at the list and highlighted all the words associated to Canada and the United states. Now that we have the statistics, what can we do with it? Several Ideas crossed my mind, first one is movie making.
Apparently, Canadians and Americans are both interested in Car bombs, Tom Cruise and Marijuana. If I were to release a new Movie, I’d include this three things to ensure curiosity from both sides of the border!
Especially if its starting Tom Cruise, its not like we’ve never seen a movie like this, simply call it M.I.X. for Mission Impossible 10. Starting Tom Cruise. The story would go like, officers stopped a car and found some Marijuana on it. As the officers arrested the driver, the Car exploded. Enter Tom.
Based on the statistics collected by Google, it explained a long time question, why are all the Girls gone wild movies filmed in America? Apparently Americans tend to search for words Love and hangover, what an amazing pair eh? This explains a lot!
Lastly, the Canadians seems to love searching for Taliban, Iraq, Brtiney Spears and Burrito. It doesn’t look like there is a link among them, but I can already see the next Taco bell ad.
Undercover agent, Britney Spears, on orders to bring peace back to the world, infiltrates the Taliban in Iraq. As time flies, Spears rose to a more powerful position in the Taliban and approaches the leader, someone who dresses like Bin Ladin. Spears hands the Bin Ladin lookalike a Taco bell burrito and after one bite, the lookalike starts dancing. Camera switches to Taco Bell slogan here, think outside the buns, then switches back to the BinLadin lookalike, in a Maximum security Cell, eating yet another Taco Bell Burrito.
Any other suggestions? Leave a comment if you have any.
Are Canadian men Sexually dysfunctional?
Posted by samson on Oct 18, 2007 in Random Thoughts
If you are a Canadian, or some how have obtain the ever repeating Canadian Television channels, keep an eye out for the following ads.
The International language of Viagra? Monkey Doodle?
On some channels, they repeat every single time there is a commercial break and each segment will be aired twice.
This rose my question, are Canadian males really that bad in bed. So bad that Viagra can still make a profit after such an expensive Ad Campaign? It seems so.
Take note in the two ads I provided, actually there are several more which involves women talking about Viagra and how it is a Monkey doodle. But to see two men talking about Viagra and laughing at it in a sheepish kinda method. Makes me recall the recent statues of the same-sex marriages. This paints a really bad picture for me, not only are Canadian men sexually dysfunctional in bed towards the opposite sex, but they are using Viagra pill in same sex relationship too!
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